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What did the bell say when it from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

Dad did you manage to fix my from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?

A man went in to the bank from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

Whats the best way to increase the from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.

Bank manager Im sorry sir you cant from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.

When Fred was applying for a credit from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."

At the scene of a bank raid from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

A gang of witches broke into a from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

A magician was employed by a Shipping from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "He does it with a mirror" or "He's got it up his sleeve." The magician was furious, but since the bird was a favorite with the captain and he was anxious to retain his position for future cruises, he maintained an angry silence. One evening as the magician worked, the parrot continued to harass the unfortunate man. Sadly the ship ran into a mine which had become detached from the sea floor after a storm. The explosion tore the bow off the ship which sank within a few minutes. Amid the wreckage and the lifeboats, the magician sat on one end of a table from the first class dining room. At the other end sat the parrot, dirty and disheveled, his feathers caked with f uel oil. For some time they eyed each other malevolently saying nothing. Finally the parrot shook himself and advanced across the table. He fixed the magician with a beady eye. "Okay, I give up," he squawked. "What did you do with the ship?"

What happened to the wizard who ran from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.

Did you hear about the ghouls favorite from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.

After a visit to the circus Geoff from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."

Q Why do bakers work so hard from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough

My motherinlaw has got so many double from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.

Mother Fred why did you put a from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

What kind of hair do oceans have from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.

Why did the janitor take early retirement from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Whats blue and sings alone Dan Ackroyd from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

How do you cook vegatables in the from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.

Did you hear about the fire in from Flashcomment Humor jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.